{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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