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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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