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{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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